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Joke of the Day
"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."
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"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"
"If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA."
"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?"
"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"
"Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic? Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side."
"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"
"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"
"Wearing 'EarPods' is my favorite way of making the rest of the world believe my verbal outbursts are part of a heated phone conversation."