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Joke of the Day
"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."
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"What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? Radiohead."
"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"
"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."
"Fallout 4 doesnt come out in japan till december 17th.. Which is fair, because they got the original fallout about 60 years before us."
"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."
"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"
"One venti cheeseburger please."
"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""
"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."