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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ... for eating a Brownie."

"Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market. Don't worry, she gained it all back."

"If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end."

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"Hub: What's this? Me: A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in & I'm a little closer to freedom. Hub: *puts $100 in* Me:..."

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer..... ........ than the men who mention it."

"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."

"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."

"DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight"

"I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks..."