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Joke of the Day
"I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks..."
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"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."
"Can't wait to say ""I haven't seen you since last year!"" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends."
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"What's the national bird of Iraq? The drone."
"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."
"Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""
"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""
"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."