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Joke of the Day
"Give 100% in everything you do Except giving blood"
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"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
"Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart."
"Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids."
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"
"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"
"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."
"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."