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Joke of the Day

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam. If they let you, they're an idiot."

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"

"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."

"My wife likes to talk on the phone when she's having sex. The other day, she called me from a hotel."

"Astrid was a victim of ID theft Now she has to go get a new one."