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Joke of the Day

"The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too."

"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."

"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."

"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"

"Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: ""WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"""

"Went to the zoo and all they had was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"

"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."

"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"

"I woke my SO up with a bj. She didn't seem to appreciate it."