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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat."

"Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it."

"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."

"What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available? The hip replacement guy!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."

"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"