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Joke of the Day
"Where does poor spaghetti live? The spaghetto"
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"I asked my wife what to wear to this black tie event. She said ""When in Rome"". So, I'm going as a naked, terrified Christian. With a tie."
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"