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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me I was average... .. but I think she was just being mean..."
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"You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people... Cuz it shouldn't exist!!!"
"what's the strongest part of a vegetable? the wheel chair."
"7am: *starts diet* 7pm: *eats the house*"
"I told my cheating girlfriend I was studying to become a magician And for my first act, I was disappearing out of her life."
"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."
"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."
"That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile."
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""
"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"