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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"

"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."

"Guys, I lost my baby teeth"

"Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL? because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!"

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"

"How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls? They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun"

"They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he's not even white himself? He is orange."

"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."

"Some bloke on FB called me a clown. Now I've got to go hide under his bed with a knife cause that's what clowns do."

"Found a copy of ""Dr. No"" in German, and it only set me back nein euro."