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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL? because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!"
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"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"
"Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that's all you'll have to make your kids think you're cool."
"As an american, I feel really sorry for the Canadians up north. I mean, how do they even live if their summer is 30 degrees?"
"Great, I clicked on ""Start Your Free Trial"" and now I'm convicted of murder."
"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"
"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"
"Noah in a pet shop ""Two of every animal please"" ""Want any unusual examples?"" ""No, just arky-types"""
"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""