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Joke of the Day

"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"

"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."

"My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair. I'm dreading it!"

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"

"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."