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Joke of the Day

"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."

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"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."
"What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!"
"A man walks into a bar... And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament"
"What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"
"Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one."
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."