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Joke of the Day
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
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"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts"
"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."
"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"
"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."
"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
"google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law"
"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."
"My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it."