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Joke of the Day
"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."
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"I used to only listen to classical music... ...but now I think outside of the Bachs."
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"NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge."
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"The length of your iPhone cord, plus one inch, is how far away the outlet is from the hotel bedside table."
"I just want someone to like me. Not you. I meant someone pretty."
"Senior Year? More like sleep and beer."
"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."