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Joke of the Day
"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"
Next Joke
"What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? ""Spraint your ankle!"" Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint"
"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."
"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."
"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"Please don't tell 9/11 jokes today they're just plane wrong."
"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."