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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind guy at a strip club? It's not hard."
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"It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door"
"Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin."
"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."
"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""
"Trying 2 improve my self image, so I placed a note on my mirror that reads ""objects are smaller than they appear."""
"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."
"Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils."
"Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit. Its the first heard shot 'round the world."
"My wife.... ""Thanks to my wife I am now a millionaire!"" ""Wow that's great!"" ""I was a billionaire..."""