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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils."
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"Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane."
"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."
"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"
"Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq."