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Joke of the Day
"I tried to watch the meteor shower last night I got called a pervert"
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"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."
"You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn."
"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""
"2 deer walk into a bar An hour later they walk out and one says to the other, ""Man, I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there."""
"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""
"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"
"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."
"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."
"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"