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Joke of the Day
"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."
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"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"
"Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?"
"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"
"I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits."
"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."
"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."
"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""