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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease? He's a little off kilter."
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"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."
"Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element."
"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"
"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."
"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."
"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"
"Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. ""Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."""
"Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony."
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"