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Joke of the Day
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before? A key."
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"If your partner asks, ""Do you love your phone more than you love me?"" Lie."
"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""
"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"Why did the english student get an F? His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern."
"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."
"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."
"My yoga instructor said ""sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do,"" and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself."
"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."
"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"