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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."

"Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear ""Caution! Wide Turn"""

"I bumped into the guy that invented the globe. It's a small world."

"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"

"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."

"This girl tweeted ""You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies."" ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles."

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table."

"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."

"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""

"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"