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Joke of the Day

"Nothing seems longer than the few seconds spent trying to shut off unwanted background music that starts playing on a website."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize Ayy"

"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask ""What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"""

"The less hair I have The more head I get"

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."