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Joke of the Day
"A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine He was soda pressed."
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"What does a prostitute have in common with Sting? They both stop sucking when The Police are around."
"*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ... *makes distant thunder noises with mouth*"
"A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline."
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."
"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""
"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."
"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"