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Joke of the Day
"A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine He was soda pressed."
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"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"
"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"
"I've never skydived but I've checked Twitter on my phone while standing over a toilet. So, I get the gist."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"
"Girl, are you pi? 'Cause you are long and sweet."
"Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone"
"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think i can kick this bucket? Also, Why did the chicken cross the road? [He was in the bucket](/spoiler)"