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Joke of the Day
"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"
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"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."
"Tips to reduce weight... First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill a Latvian? None."
"At a live orchestra, and lightening strikes, who gets hit first? The Conductor"
"Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas? Satan comes down the chimney."
"What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga"
"I have a cut on my leg Doc ""Yeah that legs gotta go sir"" But its a tiny cut ""Sorry, I cant save it"" *sharks fake doctor outfit falls off*"
"What sets apart anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak..."
"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"