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Joke of the Day

"My wife informs me that today our 2YO daughter said, ""fart,"" and laughed uproariously. Three times. So, yeah. That one's mine."

"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."

"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"

"What's the difference between a racist and a liberal? Gullibility"

"So an orca's prey tried to escape But his fate was sealed"

"I'm right 97% of the time. So who cares about the other 4%?"

"My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote. Said no one ever."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"

"I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years."