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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."
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"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."
"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"
"My wife said that my 5 year old gets really hyper because of the sugar he has at breakfast so I think I'll stop putting it in his coffee."
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Steelers defense, last night."
"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"
"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."
"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."
"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."