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Joke of the Day
"How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. Ha."
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"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"
"Eh wah eh wah eh wah eh wah joget joget joget joget joget gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek lembek lembek lembek embek lembek lembek"
"Knock knock. - Who's there? - I eat mop. - I eat mop who?"
"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."
"It didn't take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey's knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now."
"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"
"Entropy.... Enjoy it while it lasts!"
"I just fucked up instant oatmeal like some kind of husband in a commercial."