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Joke of the Day

"I like my men like I like my coffee... White, tepid, and saccharine sweet."

"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."

"Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy."

"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"

"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""

"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."

"Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it."

"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."