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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."
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"Weird stuff happens to me on Thursday the 12th and Saturday the 14th, too."
"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."
"How do porcupines make love? Very, very carefully."
"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me... She calls me her sixty second lover...."
"Her lips said no, but her eyes said... read my lips"
"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."
"What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo"
"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"
"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."