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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."
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"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it? Arkansas"
"I was going to make a documentary about my sex life but somebody else snatched up the rights to the title. TROLLHUNTER"
"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin."
"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."
"Great Halloween costume idea! I just went through my closet and found my ex's clothes. Does anyone want to be a raging bitch for Halloween?"
"First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug."
"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."