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Joke of the Day
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five."
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"Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted ""Hijack!"" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back ""Hi John!"""
"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."
"You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it"
"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."
"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."
"My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them."
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."