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Joke of the Day
"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."
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"*walks into lift* Guy: going down? Me: I'll need a first date for that. *silence* *doors open* Dammit Twitter!"
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."
"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have nothing but a gross penny you found in some filthy parking lot."
"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."
"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"
"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."