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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, ""This one's Taken 2."""

"Everything is rightly confused."

"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."

"What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? A subwoofer."

"I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives."

"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"

"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."

"What does soylent green taste like? It varies from person to person."

"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"

"My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens."