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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied."
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"A boy walks up to his teacher with a broken pencil... This has no point."
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"Being alone with my girlfriend on Easter. ""Jesus has risen . . . and so have I."""
"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""
"If I had a coin for every gender there is.. I'd have two coins."
"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."