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Joke of the Day

"If I had a coin for every gender there is.. I'd have two coins."

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."

"Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country"

"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."

"The chicken crossed the road. Him: Why did the chicken cross the road ? Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it."

"A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock into your ass!"

"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."

"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."

"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."