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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy"

"Becoming a vegan ...was a big missed steak"

"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had Loco motives"

"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only a rapist would think the violation of a light socket by a foreign object is a matter to make jokes about."

"What's the most embarrassed tree in the forest? Oak wood."

"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."

"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"

"i may be single but at least im gettin f*cked financially!"

"TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub."