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Joke of the Day
"Some Doctors see Private Clients Other Doctors see their Client's Privates."
Next Joke
"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."
"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."
"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""
"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."
"Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time."
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"
"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"