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Joke of the Day

"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."

"Text is the perfect way of saying I have some information I need to give you but I in no way shape or form want to hear your voice"

"What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit? [deleted]"

"Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut... **This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**"

"I never know what to do in these situations. Do I shake the boyfriend's hand or kiss her cheek to show how much I appreciate her ass?"

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"

"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"

"What's the most annoying thing about trying to remove the panties off a girl when having sex? The screaming and the fighting"

"*cop pulls me over* Cop:Had a bit to drink tonight? Me:What makes you think I've been drinking? *cop leans over and turns off lawnmower*"