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Joke of the Day

"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."

"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"

"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"

"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."

"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."

"Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch? Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!"

"Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? Wheelchairs are hard to eat"

"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."

"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"