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Joke of the Day

"I never know what to do in these situations. Do I shake the boyfriend's hand or kiss her cheek to show how much I appreciate her ass?"

"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."

"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."

"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"

"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge."

"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"

"My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files He told me I lost the gig..."

"What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo"