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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You."

"My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom. It's okay, God will protect us."

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."

"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"

"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss"

"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!"

"I think this sub is dying There hasn't been a post ALL YEAR!"