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Joke of the Day

"I lost multiple times in Bridge Tourney today I'm muslim and I kept playing NT"

"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."

"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"

"Remember being a kid and writing ""FiretrUCK"" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :("

"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."

"What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ""A"" bra."

"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."

"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."

"What did Obama mean when he called for ""change""? Come Help A Nigger Get Elected"

"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"