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Joke of the Day

"Remember being a kid and writing ""FiretrUCK"" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :("

"When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning. I take the path of least resistance."

"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"

"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."

"On Halloween I like to go to the store and buy apples and razorblades just to see the look on the clerk's face."

"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."

"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""

"cool funny jokes don't miss 'em"

"They found a new cure for pedophiles: they turn them into dyslexics... #... so they go around looking for [Pop Tarts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)."

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"