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Joke of the Day

"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"

"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails."

"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"

"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"

"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"