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Joke of the Day

"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."

"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."

"Girls aren't hard to understand They don't have dicks."

"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"

"I had coffee with Red Bull this morning... After about 10 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at home."

"I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but... she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise."

"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"

"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"