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Joke of the Day

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."

"A math joke I'll tell you in a 1/cos"

"What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint? Benjammin Moore mon"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"

"If the opposite of Pro is Con... What's the opposite of Progress?"

"Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart."

"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."