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Joke of the Day

"Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart."

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"Where does Noah store his bees? The ark-hives."
"Your mother ."
"""You're an idiot."" -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word ""HAY!"" while pointing at hay for the millionth time."
"What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"
"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"
"What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth? Both have a very expensive retainer."
"Why do people say,""You can't make this stuff up."" Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime."
"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"