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Joke of the Day

"What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved."

"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"

"I sexually identify as a Canadian... I'm eh-sexual."

"How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 78.5"

"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."

"I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband. Whoops, wrong sub."

"How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower? You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work."

"This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas"

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread? I don't dough!"