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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris caught all pokemons. With nokia 3310."
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"What is Worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles"
"""Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"" ""Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-"" ""WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"""
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"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"