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Joke of the Day
"a joke about pizza On second thoughts it's a bit too cheesy..."
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"The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies. It turned out very hoppy."
"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""
"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"
"I'd like to thank my dad for always being there for me From the day I was conceived to the day he found out my mom was pregnant"
"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"
"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."
"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"
"Duck jokes really quack me up."
"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"